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liking someone who doesn’t give a shit about you more like i want to die

http://icantfightmuchlonger.tumblr.com/post/91275461297 icantfightmuchlonger

icantfightmuchlonger:

I swore to myself that I wouldn’t tell my problems to people anymore.

http://wheatdonut.tumblr.com/post/66425619824/how-to-become-a-goddamn-magician-1-own-a-tablet wheatdonut

riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

turn-upking asked :
cute like both

heck yeah

http://davidbowflex.tumblr.com/post/91591476530/everyone-i-need-your-help-i-am-ordering-a davidbowflex

davidbowflex:

everyone, i need your help. i am ordering a pizza. i had a deal with pizza management, but they are suddenly asking for $17,000. any donations directly to my wallet are appreciated. please, this is for stuffed crust

http://lanashiftdelrey.tumblr.com/post/92475507131/coming-out-of-your-room-at-3-am-and-seeing-your lanashiftdelrey

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

image

http://tiredestprincess.tumblr.com/post/60767268081/ok-new-rule-if-youre-gonna-call-me-cute-you tiredestprincess

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

no what are you serious

http://owlcityinstagrams.tumblr.com/post/91588671607 owlcityinstagrams
http://brachydios-archive.tumblr.com/post/77682156977 brachydios-archive

archewill:

where he belongs

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